"The first time we met, he tried to kill me." "The second time we met, she kicked me in the balls." "The third time we met was in front of the whole nation, clad in ceremonial garments, with a promise of undying love for each other." Alibaba Saluja only managed to blink in response, obviously at lost for words. He knew that the Kou Empire had its own way of being extreme, but this idiot couple took it to a whole new level. Ren Hyorin, wife of Prince Koumei, failed to remain dignified and burst into laughter that echoed past the walls of the courtroom. "Anything you want to say?" she barely managed to speak. "Um, first of all," the blonde paused and turned to Koumei. "I thought you were a shut-in virgin." Standard disclaimers apply! Illustrations belong to さと. Follow them on Pixiv! HIGHEST RANK: 2 /2600 in #Magi