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Rise Of The Saints

"Hey, get up. Alive, get up!"

"Go away ... I have fired my boss. I don't need to go to work today ..." Bai Huo kicked A **, who was aside, covered his head and continued to sleep.

"You can't afford it anymore, I'll sit on you." Without waiting for Afu, whose weight-to-height ratio was as high as 1.5: 1, to finish speaking, Baihuo seemed to have a spring in his back, bouncing up and sitting in a dangerous position. I can't afford to sleep for a short bed, but it's really a loss.

"It's only eight thirty-two minutes and fifty-four seconds!" Bai Huo looked up at the clock hanging upside down on the wall, and made sure to lie down again after telling the time accurately.

"Wait, your friend is coming to you!" Afu stretched out his finger toward the door, extruding an attentive smirk, a kind of "I help you complete the task" dumb.

Bai Huo rubbed his fuzzy eyes and looked in the direction of the door. Two long white snowy eyes came into view. "Wow ..." He reached up to his chin and shook his head sharply. "Did I wake up ... why are you here?"

With a beep, Rhein, wearing a mini skirt, came out of the toilet with two bowls of lean egg porridge, "I don't understand why you two put the microwave in the toilet and eat while it is hot." She put Two bowls of preserved egg and lean meat porridge were put in front of Baihuo and Afu, and blinked, Chan Chan smiled, looking like a big girl next door.

"Ah ... it seems to be the wrong person. Who are you?" Bai Huo bowed his head and drank the lean eggs and congee in front of his eyes, and looked up again, looking like the "Right Girl" next to Rhein, like Is experiencing a soap opera-like dream.

"Hey, I invited you to dinner last night, and today I turned my face away." Rhein pretended to be angry, but he was frightened in vain. What scared him was not that the woman in front of her was angry, but that the woman in front of her was clearly yesterday's woman, but was in sharp contrast with the fashionable female devil yesterday ...

"Isn't she schizophrenic?" Bai Huo secretly thought in his heart, and grabbed a small bowl of porridge and drank it.

"How did you become like this?" Bai Huo wiped his mouth after eating the porridge, and looked up and down the Rhine. Yesterday's fiery red curly hair was dark and straight, and the small suit and high heels were replaced with Adidas. However, even if the Rheinland switched to the "neighbor girl" form, if you take the road, there will still be a 100% turn rate. The two legs, each worth five points, are very good women from a distance. Standard.

"Huh." Rin's mouth grinned a proud arc, but she went to the department store late last night to "get" the equipment. Of course, as a beauty, naturally, she can't do bad things. The red ticket that spilled out before leaving left shows her sincerity in collecting the goods on her own. She had only one purpose to do this, posing as a girl with the same style as Amei, "I do n't believe that this time I 'm still indifferent, and I'm not obedient to go with me!" fire.

"Hey, it's on fire." He looked at Rhein blankly, dumb. Rhein had to raise his head awkwardly, and coughed, avoiding Bai Hu's eyes, hiding his desire to win.

"Hey, help."

Rhein just wanted to say, "You're upset, and you won't burn you idiot", he smelled a strong burnt taste. She looked backwards subconsciously, and saw that the toilet was smoky and sparkling. "How could this be?"

Bai Huobao beat Afu, who was lying on the floor after eating the lean eggs and congee, and taught Rhein verbally, "Ah, that microwave oven must be drenched with cold water by a tap to use it! High temperatures can explode Okay! "I ca n't use my hands to kick my feet. When I reach my third foot, Afu finally wakes up. "Get up, escape!"

"Don't move." Rin reached out and "snapped" a slap on Bai Huo's face. With "Ouch", the toilet was fine, and there were just a few black burn marks on the wall.

"It hurts." Bai Huo rubbed his flushed side face, and climbed from the ground innocently, glanced at the return to the calm toilet, and then looked grateful again. "Are you a juggler? You can extinguish fire with a slap?"

Rhine smiled heartily, "The slap that hit you can't extinguish the fire. When I hit you, I caught a tear from you, but it can be used to extinguish the fire." Rhine blinked playfully.

"Wow, you are a real juggler."

"..."

When Baihuo and Rhein faced the wall staggered one after another, while painting the black wall, Afu had obediently walked out of the house, panted across the two streets, and found that Baihuo and him. Frequently visited garbage bins. Due to the hard work of city construction administrators, this garbage collection station is often forced to emigrate on the grounds of affecting the appearance of the city and moved from north to south. It wasn't until the urban management over there again that they packed up and went north again, leading a more orderly life than migratory birds.

"Boss, is there a microwave oven?" Afu raised his arm and wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve.

"What, Marlboro?" He smiled at the waste collection. "It's too expensive, I can't afford it."

This waste was collected by a back of the ear. Once, Bai Huo wanted to ask him to add some lubricant to the bicycle wheels. The phrase "I want to oil" was dragged to the corner by the waste one after the exit. Hour of ideological education. The reason is that he heard "oil" as "pregnant". However, this misunderstanding has not been clarified so far. As an informed person, Bai Huo naturally stopped going there to buy things, and the heavy task of suffering a strange vision naturally fell on the shoulders of innocent Afu.

"Boss, what I want is a microwave oven." Afu stuck his mouth to the ears of the waste, and his deafening sound seemed to shake the earwax out.

"Oh, microwave, say it early." When he realized the waste collection, he turned and drilled into the waste pile. After the sound of "Ding Ling 哐 啷" sounded for half a minute, he crawled out of it panting. "Well, look."

A Fu took the microwave in both hands, carefully held it in his arms, and weighed. "That's it. Enough."

"Two hundred and five."

"what?"

"Two hundred and fifty yuan!"

"Oh," Afu stretched his hands to his pants pockets, digging and digging, only two red tickets and a few dollars and a few cents. "Hey ..."

The nature of the waste collection naturally understood the meaning behind this smile, and he reluctantly took the two red tickets. "The remaining one is left to buy two diapers." After that, he waved his hand and sat back in the garbage dump with a disgusted look.

Afu holding the microwave oven nodded with satisfaction. Fortunately, he didn't understand the meaning of "buy a diaper", otherwise he would not be complacent about being greedy and cheap. What surprised him even more ... Not far away, four pairs of eyes were watching his every move quietly, like four wolf seeing a fat sheep, ready to go.

"Hey," said Rinner, who was holding the paintbrush, on the shoulders and working side-by-side. "What did you think about the thing I told you?"

"What? What's up?"

"Come with me, go to a fun place and start a new life."

Bai Huo wiped his sweat and shook his head. "It's not necessary anymore."

Rhein rolled his eyes secretly, "You don't like charming women, why are you still indifferent to your innocence today ..." Of course, she had these words in her heart.

"Aren't my charms better than Afu?" Rhein slammed the brush into the paint can, even she didn't know if it was a true expression or a show.

Baihuo turned his head and blinked quickly at her, "No, he is a fat man, you are a beautiful woman, what a difference." He paused, "but I grew up with him. Brother, do n't look at the monk 's face and look at the buddha 's face, that 's not right, this sentence does n't seem to mean the same thing.

After Rhein bowed his head for a few seconds and thought, he gritted his teeth and said a word that immediately regretted her: "What if ... take Afu too?"

Bai Huo shook his head and rolled his eyes, "This is a good idea! But I have to ask him first."

The corner of Rhein's mouth twitched coldly. In the face of Bai Huo, who was used to being poor and weak, he seemed as if the ** listed in his mouth was not so attractive to him. He didn't even ask too much, "Where to go?" "Why would you drive a good car?" "Why would you have a good life when you go?"

However, if you think about it, this is extenuating. Maybe for Bai Huo, driving a good car is not necessarily a good life, and a good life is not necessarily what Bai Huo wants.

Rhine closed his mouth full of contempt and helplessness, and quietly looked at the "white paper" in front of which he was trying to paint the wall. I don't know if I am about to write, right or wrong.

"Take care of him, as long as the family is okay, everything will be fine, anyway, he will not be treated badly." Rhein convinced himself, turned back, and continued to work.

A scream screamed outside the window, and the excessively sharp voice made it impossible to hear the contents of the shout. Followed by a series of running pedal sounds, it sounds like several marathoners are taking the final sprint.

Bai Hu suddenly stopped the brush in his hand, and stood there stupidly.

"Hey, are you okay?" Yu Guang glanced at the subtle changes in Baihuo's expression, brushing the wall by himself, not paying attention to the scream just now.

"It was Afu's voice just now." Bai Huo's mouth twitched, and he took a snoring completely at this moment when he shouldn't have committed counselling. Even if he knew that the owner of that voice was Afu, and even if he knew what that screaming meant, it wouldn't make him from weak to strong in an instant.

Not everyone has the so-called "potential" in his body. If he is born to be a counselor, even if he is born or dead, he will only be able to use urine pants. The so-called anxiety and sudden enlightenment are nothing more than adding magical colors to "luck" to make the story sound more dramatic. And Bai Huo, a person who is ordinary enough to use the "vulgar", expects him to make a fortune and help to turn the tide, it is tantamount to asking the ants to move the elephant. The difference is that the ant can easily lift a strongman who has more than a hundred times his weight, and Bai Huo even has to lift up a fu to exhaust all his energy to eat milk ...

"Don't be dazed," Rhein grabbed his arm, and Fei rushed out of the door, rushed from the third floor to the first floor, and rushed out of the corridor. "You look there, I'll look here." Without waiting for Bai Huo nodded, Rhein chased me.

"Hey ..." Bai Huo's outstretched arm held in mid-air. He originally intended to grab Rhein, and told her, "Let's move together. The three tanners beat Zhuge Liang." , Her back disappeared in an alley. Bai Huo shook his head in frustration. He looked in the direction that Rhein was pointing him at. The residential buildings, small stalls, green belts ... the places I walked back and forth on weekdays were full of unknowns at this moment. As if in the shadow between the building, the gangster who "harmed" Afu was hidden. He tried to be as optimistic as possible to guess, and made the worst plan he could accept-Afu was "harmed". Out of cowardice, he didn't dare to continue thinking about the bad ... He shook his head heavily, trying to shake the fear beyond the clouds.

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